Joke Courses at Universities
Inspired by
Where do you go to study Apologies?
The University of Sorry (Surrey)
here are some more courses jokes just as bad.
University courses: to study ...
Ship Shapes try
Hull or perhaps Keel (Keele)
British money at
Stirling
Word endings at
Suffix (Sussex)
Moral Principles at
Ethics (Essex)
Books at
Reading
Cleanliness at
Bath
Peppermint sweets at
Imperial
Sea Mammals at
Whales (Wales)
Noisy Fireworks (or Sausages or Old Cars) at
Banger (Bangor)
Bonfires at
Burning 'em (Birmingham)
Rope Joining at
Knotting 'em (Nottingham)
Electric Cabling at
Leads (Leeds)
Bad shot at Darts (Snooker,etc) at
you missed (UMIST)
How cows experience milking at
Udders Feeled (Huddersfield)
Binary Multiplication at
Doublin' (Dublin)
Sick Men at
Guy's Hospital
Male running after Female at
Man Chased Her (Manchester)
Looking down a Rabbit Hole at
'ead in Burro' (Edinburgh)
Cows crossing rivers at
Ox-ford (thanks to Alex Andronov for this!)
Ron Knott
( non-table
version)
31 January 1997